Scratch Blaster
Game Introduction
oh wow this got featured advertisements will be straight up deleted if you remix, please at least change the sprites or something credit to @jackbotic for the health bar! @-heron- is cool so is @CloudTheBird Music: 1. Starship Showdown - Bossfight 2. Ready to Fight - David Fesliyan 3. Frontier Justice - Dapper Dog
How To Play
epilepsy warning! wasd or arrow keys to move IMPORTANT: click on the hand to change movement mode (r= right hand, l= left hand, m= mobile) cl happens when you click on the title) DO IT, just DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Just… do it! Some people dream of success, while you’re gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you’re not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? … DO IT! Just… DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If you’re tired of starting over, stop. giving. up. Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. as a thank-you for scrolling all the way down here, I'll tell you the four achievements 1: UFO blaster blast 10 UFOs 2: Third time's the charm play 3 times 3: A fresh coat of paint Click the title 4: Soy milk Isaac get to the maximum fire rate
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